Thursday, June 25, 2009

'Hither thou........

.........Foot balls?'

Finally it is happening!

The 'al khaida' chief or some one says, 'we are going to take control of the nuclear weapons with the Government of Pakisthan........and we will aim them at America!'

'Hey! America! What are you doing? What is your CIA, FBI etc. are doing?

Can you identify "Whose 'Foot Balls' are under whose control?

What about "'America's', 'France's', 'Germany's', 'England's', 'Japan's' 'China's' 'South Korea's' 'India's', 'Pakisthan's, ...........for the matter, 'Drubboutti's"?

May be you are not at all competant! Let us entrust the task to 'Gestapo!'

Shall we?

Monday, June 8, 2009

Manmohan's Govt--2

1. Mr. Pranab Kumar Mukherjee—The main factor against him is his age. He is not able to comprehend what he has to talk within some minutes after he opens his mouth!

First, fiscal deficiet is staring in his face. He has to—

a. sell the Governments share in the PSUs (including the navaratnas—to which the Communists were opposing vehemently hitherto);

b. to contain the effects of economic depression, he has to spell out some more packages;

c. to take some more other steps, besides reducing repo & reverse repo rates, to bail out the economy;

d. to rationalize subsidies and remove control on oil prices;

e. to bring new things and services under the Tax net;

f. to increase FDI in Insurance, Retail Trade and Infrastructure sectors;

g. to permit investment of PF & Pension Funds in Equities

—all of which are double edged weapons—which may lead to his ousting as is the case with Chidambaram!

The Government Debt is around Rs.3,26,000 crores

—so he cannot resort to public pleasing steps like Debt waiver/Debt relief;

he has to spend around Rs.30,000 crores on National Rural Employment Generation Scheme—and he may have to cut down the same to some extant!

He cannot take things casually in the coming five years (God permit him be in the post so long) !

He may garner support from some quarters for selling of Government share in the PSUs but the other things are not easily possible.

He has already declared that the further packages will be in consonance with the further financial reforms.

He has also declared that his priority would be to restore the growth rate to at least 7%, and to improve job opportunities through manifold increase of outlay.

Hope he succeeds!

Sunday, June 7, 2009


భారత దేశం లో, చార్లెస్ శోభరాజ్; నట్వర్ లాల్ ల తరవాత అంతటివాడు మళ్ళీ రాలేదు అనుకుంటూండగానే, అశోక్ జడేజా వచ్చేశాడట!

అశోక్ జడేజా ఒక ఆయుర్వేద వైద్యుడు. వాళ్ళ అసలు ఇంటిపేరు ‘దిడావాలా’ ని ‘జడేజా’ గా మార్చుకున్నాడట.
బాబా అవతారం యెత్తాడట. తన తెగ వాళ్ళదగ్గర ‘మాతా వాహనావతి శికోతర్’ ఆశీస్సులతో చిన్న చిన్న మొత్తాలలో తాను సేకరించిన డిపాజిట్లని కొద్ది గంటలలో, రోజులలో రెట్టింపు చేసి తిరిగి అందించేవాడు!

డిపాజిట్లు పెరగడం ప్రారంభించగానే, తిరిగి చెల్లించే వ్యవధిని పెంచుతూ, మూడు రెట్లూ, నాలుగు రెట్లూ ఇస్తాననేవాడట!

ఈ రకం గా గుజరాత్, రాజస్థాన్ సహా అనేక రాష్ట్రాల్లో 2000 కోట్లకు పైగా జనాలకి టోకరా ఇచ్చాడట!

బేడ్ లక్! మన దక్షిణాది వారు జాతీయ స్థాయిని అందుకోలేక పోయారు!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Manmohan's Govt

Goal/s, ways & means for ‘Mind enticing’

At the outset, a government without crutches has formed at the Centre with ‘Man Mohan’ as the head and some others as the limbs! (happy to be without the Communists and others like Laloo & Paswan!) (But still dependant on Trinamool & D M K).

Let us look at the Goals and means of the new Government.

Staring at its face are :
1. Sustaining the growth rate at near 7%;
2. Enlarged Fiscal deficiet;
3. Declining ‘balance of payments’—Reduction in both Exports & imports;
4. Fruits of Reforms not reaching the equally to all (leave alone the ‘aam admee’);
5. Reaching the aspirations of the Voters who voted for him—and above all
6. Being in the good-looks of ‘Soniya’!

For this he has chosen, mainly,

1. Mr. Pranab Kumar Mukherjee,
2. Mr. Sharad Pawar,
3. Mr. Anand Sharma, and
4. Mr. Kamalnath—as Finance Minister, Food & Agriculture Minister, Commerce Minister and Infrastructure Development Minister respectively.

Hope he will be successful! (Soniya is already satisfied!)